The premium Snapchat world has continued to evolve and one of those evolutions comes in the way of more models opting to use payment tiers. I initially gave some pushback to it because with some models, I saw them using it solely as an upsell, just as a way to get people to pay more, as opposed to doing it for the actual purpose of providing various packages that will suit different buyers' needs and wants. Some would post little to nothing, on a low tier, in attempt to get the buyer to upgrade to a higher one, with the promise of more shows posted in a week. Some created so many different tiers, that I saw times when they confused themselves as well as potential buyers.

For the most part, I now actually like the tier system, because for me unless the model produces high quality shows that have variety and just a general level of creativity or art, there's rarely a need to upgrade. Some of my recent purchases have been from models who I'm primarily there to see the art that's solely their beautiful bodies - as I get that not everyone is a natural in creating great content. As long as they manage to put out everything they said they would do, for that tier, its a worthwhile purchase. The upgrade won't be necessary for me but obviously tipping will still happen, when great content is put out.

My latest reviewee uses a tier system too. I saw her on a group premium and quickly fell under a booty hypnosis, a condition that meant I quickly got her premium as soon as was humanly possible.

Sage had a tier system that was straightforward enough, and I opted for a mid range tier that would satiate my appetite for seeing her cheek heavy style of Snaps, something that I got glimpse of, from seeing her on a group premium - as well as on her preview Snap.

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After payment, I was added quickly to a story with a mashup of various clips that almost always had an abundance of her booty on display.

The snaps were and still are almost always a mashup of past recordings and 'live' or very recent ones. Her premium is an ass guys heaven…

Sage single-handedly keeps the baby oil business alive with the way she generously pours and applies gallons of the stuff on her rump - making the ass shaking and twerking an even more beautiful experience to watch, as every ripple and cheek-quake gets accentuated.

The grabbing of her cheeks and ass spreading is one of my favourites of her go to moves and its something she does repeatedly and expertly, to purposely get a rise out of the viewer.

Anything that can be possibly shot, in regards to ass, is done expertly, from twerking to anal and everything in between.

Speaking of in-between and doing anything regards to ass, my favourite content from her to date was an oily assjob show, which is almost definitely the first time I've seen it done by any Snap model that I follow - at least not as a whole and complete act. When I first saw it, I was in the middle of writing a review on Magic City Sleaze, documenting my love of the assjob content they put out, so this was a perfect coincidence. Assjobs are not a new thing but still seem to be relatively niche, and in querying various caked up models about seeing content like that, most didn't know what it was, so it was incredible seeing Sage do this without me having to ask - possibly another of her ass fanatical members asked her, or Sage is just clued up.

It started with Sage appearing on her knees, wearing a cherry patterned onesie. She touched and played with herself over the clothing before turning around and showing us that this onesie was one of those with a 'trap door' or buttoned flap, which she started unfastening to slowly reveal her caramel cheeks. The inevitable twerking and ‘Sage Spreading’ occurred and then came the oil, then some more twerking before it cut to the wall-attached dildo, sliding between her oiled crevasse.

She used a bunch of different angles, purposely staying longer on the angles that looked the best, ones that showed the dildo sliding deep within her cheeks, with only the head re-emerging to the surface just at the top of her crack. As she was sliding back and forth, she would sometimes push one side of her cheeks, providing more resistance and causing the dildo to go deeper…. beautiful stuff.

The only thing that would've made that show even better would have been if a direct shot from behind was used, but I understand the complexities that would come from doing that solo, I've seen b/g content that she posts on group premiums, so hopefully her doing it with a guy, will be something to look forward to in the future.

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-Shooting

On the subject of boy/girl content, Sage had a show that I was super impressed with the way it was filmed. Most of the b/g shows that I've seen, have been shot by the guy she's with and they have been ok, but this one was entirely shot by her, seemingly using some kind of selfie stick that she somehow managed to reach around enough to film an almost perfect POV shot, while the guy was banging from her behind. This allowed the lucky guy free use of his hands to caress, grab and spread her cheeks, with a long period of time spent pleasuring her by rubbing his meat on her clit. I think shooting like this took some of the pressure off him to just focus on performing, and the scene benefited from that.

I'm not sure if she used her phone or if it was shot on a camera but it was so impressive seeing the various angles she managed to use while being in such a compromised position - pretty much face down, ass up. The camera shook with every one of his pumps but she still kept it focused on the shot and I loved the whole shaky, raw guerilla style of it.

On the solo side of her content, a lot of it is filmed from a fixed position, with the camera almost always looking up to her, regardless if she's standing or sitting which lends itself well to the Goddess part of her name. And when viewing the many snaps of her displaying her ass from this angle, you inevitably feel the desire for this Goddess to smother you with her abundant and deep cheeks.

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Since being on her premium, I've seen her display her name in various ways. Goddess Sage, I touched on in the previous paragraph, but I'll add that her luscious body, the way she carries that luscious body and her sexy slightly husky voice also give off those Goddess vibes, without it being just because of the camera positioning. She probably also makes content that is in that domme category but I haven't currently come across that on Snap.

​She also has another moniker of Pervy Sage which, on the surface, seems pretty self explanatory as Sage posts various naughty clips and shows that cover the sexual gamut - anal, vaginal, sexting, video calls. boy/girl, some public nudity and on higher tiers the levels of fetishes she posts is supposedly increased. However, this second name also refers to an anime character called, Jiraiya, who also has a bunch of aliases, one of them being, Pervy Sage.

The other name she uses is, Shinobi Sage.

- Tiers of a Ninja

As I mentioned in the beginning, Sage has a tier system, with the mid range tier I'm on being perfect for me, for what I came to see. But to see regular or complete shows, upgrading to a higher tier is a better option. On a couple of occasions when I've seen a show that I like, I've just purchased it directly from her, instead of going up a tier.

Some models label their tiers numerically, some label it in a way that differentiates the spending habits or wealth of potential buyers, eg broke cuck to zaddy big spender. Sage has opted to use ones rooted in Ninja culture or probably more specifically as an homage to the anime show, Naruto. Shinobi is another term for Ninja and Naruto was a Ninja…. who was also a Sage….

Genin is tier one, in Japanese basically meaning low ranking or commoner.

Chūnin is the name of the second premium tier, literally meaning, Middle Ninja.

Jōnin could've been the next tier name, but she instead chose to label it with the simple, VIP, Very Important Perv.

The various tiers obviously come with various privileges, like the one I'm on doesn't allow for message saving, so, again, if that is something you like to do, the top package should be your choice. I'm not really sure what else comes with the packages, like I said, I really was just interested in a package where I could see Sage's booty regularly, with or without it having to be in a designated show. The shower snaps, which will most times be of a length to be considered a show, is really good enough for me, coupled with everything else she incorporates in the story. Something like a shower show is often split between the tiers, so the 1st tier will see the first part of the shower and the second will show a continuation, with it being more explicit most of the time.

Messaging seems to be universally great, no matter the tier - aside from some of the extra perks that higher tiers get. DM's are always quickly replied to and are always super sweet and polite. At the very minimum tips are always rewarded with a sweet thank you and sometimes pics are given too. Also, an occasional mass picture or clip is sent out, wishing subs a good day.

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Booty hypnosis prevented me from initially asking her how many times or how many shows is posted in a week and I don't think I've really seen the specifics ever really mentioned. I think that with lifetime snaps, asking about specifics, these days, seems kind of redundant especially with the options of having monthly or yearly subscription payments. Lifetime has evolved more into a model having the freedom to post when they want, within reason, whereas a model using a subscription, is more incentivised to post regularly if they want subscribers to renew the next month.

About a week into my subscription, Sage had seemingly gone on strike. I think she didn't feel that she was getting enough tips, so put posting on hold until a certain goal had been met.

I was and I'm still indifferent about her doing that, because of what I just said about what constitutes a lifetime premium. So if her argument is that she should be tipped if members enjoy a show/story, especially if they communicate their love of it, I get that. I think her specific gripe here was people constantly wanting to talk to her, something which I mentioned Sage is great at and doesn't have a problem doing, but those members then not leaving some kind of gratuity after conversing - very easy to understand her frustration with that.

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Overall

Sage's premium, has to get an excellent rating because she delivers on every aspect that I signed up for. Stories are hot, messaging/replying/saying thanks for tips are all great and buying content is quick and painless.

She is an expert in filming her assets, especially in the more recent snap stories she's put out. An ass fiend like me can see the art in the way she purposely displays and presents her derrière on camera, where a casual viewer would maybe only see that she has a great ass, not realising she has purposely shown and presented it in the best way.

The way she names her tier system, is something that could be carried through to her content. And even though almost every model has some element of cosplay in their repertoire these days, Sage's apparent love of Japanese or just a Ninja/Naruto specific love, could be something she could possibly do content wise, in a different way - if she hasn't already done so and I just haven't seen it yet.

Some may feel that the 'strike' issue is a negative but, as I explained above, that is something that can be expected when you decide to get a lifetime package as opposed to a recurring subscription - If I had got a subscription, then that would definitely count as a negative. Plus, I agree with her stance - taking the time to have full convos with people who don't go on to send something as a thank you, isn't cool. Even if DM talking is a part of the package you bought into, it shouldn't be abused. It's like going to an all you can eat buffet and just demolishing everything that's there and still trying to sneak out more to take home.

When she posts can vary, there's weeks where she has posted close to every day and weeks where its been a couple of days but most times it lies somewhere in the middle of both. It also varies in what she posts, I've seen days when its majority snaps from the past, some stories have been all 'live' but most times are a mix of the two.

Outside of the XXX content, she sometimes shows parts of her real life- clips of her cooking some delicious looking meals as well as seeing her chilling out playing console games. From replaying older snaps, I've been able to see a variety of her different hairstyles but I truly love the natural way she's currently got it now.

Sage is a great example of using a premium Snap tier system, providing exactly what I need from her on Snap, with the flexibility to just buy the content that really stands out to me. She is also sexy, gorgeous and cool as hell.

Some of the people who submit reviews to the site have great tastes. Some of the models submitted, I didn’t know of initially but then became aware of. Some I’ve already reviewed, and some I was already aware of and were on my list of future purchases.

Pumpkin was the latter, having been blessed with some of her shows on a group premium and seeing her speak and gauging her personality on her public snap account, she was someone who’s premium I wanted to get at some point.

When I first contemplated buying her premium, I had a backlog of stuff to write and I also remember she was going through some personal issues, I think a breakup was part of that too. So I held off from getting it, instead choosing to get some premade vids from her and continued watching the great solo shows she posted on the group. A while later a submitted review mentioned content that they bought from a model I was familiar with… Pumpkin. They submitted a review of her content that was pretty much accurate of my experience... and fast forward to another recent submission, this time of her premium snap, I knew it was time to get it.

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Pumpkin Network

Her preview/public account sometimes has the feel of one of those indie TV stations. She fills her story with previews of upcoming attractions and these cool bumps that remind me of old Adult Swim ad bumps with witty captions over quirky imagery. She routinely plays a longer preview that I often rewatch because of how beautifully it’s edited and how hot the censored scenes are.

Pumpkin in general is very quirky. Oftentimes she phrases or writes captions, or responds to DM’s in a way that almost reads like old English, sometimes with intentionally wrong or alternative spellings of words. Even in something that most would not think necessary to add a creative flair to, she will manage to do it, For example, even her Dropbox titles are worded/spaced in a way that almost seems like she managed to write it in a different font.

One of the other ways she expresses her creativity is the moments of dancing. In a review of Scarlett’s premium, I wrote about her dancing and it being almost burlesque and performative in nature. Pumpkin’s is more naturalistic and spontaneous, even though it looks like she has had some sort of dance training because you can see the technical ability in the moves. So far I’ve seen her incorporate elements of ballet, body locking/hip-hop style and also freestyle moves that remind me of early Kate Bush. Another artistic expression comes from these mini performances she puts on, with a device called an orbit flow toy, where she will move it around creating patterns with the lights attached to the device. In one snap story she uploaded a stylised and well produced video where she demonstrated its use. (You can check it out here)

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Pumpkin’s Patch

Pumpkin’s premium account wavers between being an explicit art installation and, again, a TV station but this time her ad bumps are the live and explicit seconds of video snaps that she shares - sometimes a flash at her place of work or snapping mid fuck, as she’s riding her partner. Oftentimes, this is again accompanied with a caption attached or a link to backup snap accounts. These short live segments are often the bookends to the full, pre-recorded shows, making a 24 hour story very lengthy.

The art installation aspect is probably more shown through the full shows she uploads. They always begin and end with high quality pictures of the show. The way it’s shot, often makes it look like something that’s not just porn but could be in an NSFW art museum. Even if most of the general themes represented are not necessarily out of the box (self play, boy girl play, girl girl play, cosplay) the way she presents it is. From the camera quality and positioning, to the costumes, design and dialogue. I love the animated title slides that she puts before these main shows, where as well as the title of the show, she also lists some of what to expect in the show- and again its almost always done in her quirky way.

For example, in a show that most would correctly just state as a regular bath show, Pumpkin called it, ‘Yin Yang’ - with some of the aspects listed as, ‘splash splash groovin’ and ‘giggling and jiggling’. Not all aspects or specific fetishes in her shows are listed, some are left for you to discover, and in the long length of these shows (20+ mins), there are sometimes a lot of stuff that you’ll see. In this particular show, there was even a well edited ‘magic trick’ that if you blink or skip through the story, you’d miss it - where she made a couple of bath bombs appear in her hands outta nowhere, before sexily rubbing it all over her body.

There was another of these type of shows that continued with an arty feel, being more like a short indie film - with an acoustic singer-songwriter soundtrack playing in the background and the use of subtitles.

A good deal of her roleplay shows have elements of the fantastical (fairies, elves etc) and mystical elements - like in this same show. At one point, she had a crystal, attached to a chain which dangled and swayed hypnotically from her toe, while her legs were in the air as she pleasured herself with a dildo in her ass. She mentioned this aspect of the show in the title card, calling it ‘hypnotic energy’.

Pumpkin always manages to remain in character for the dialogue in these roleplays , which is impressive because I would assume that it would be a difficult thing to maintain all the way through, especially when it’s all imagined fantasy. In this same show, she played the role of a garden gnome who seduces a guy/the viewer, and after squirting from playing with herself in the closing act, she seductively boasted of being the only gnome who was, “self-sufficient in watering your plants”.

In a different show, the title card listed this dialogue style that I’m describing as, ‘dirty talking with lore’, a term that I’m sure she coined herself.

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To all the horny folks just interested in the XXX goods, don’t worry it’s not just artsy content. Pumpkin is sexy and cute as fuck - and outside of the creative aspect, the strictly adult portion of her content is equally great. In almost every solo show she makes use of both holes with an equal amount of time dedicated to servicing both. The shows almost always end with Pumpkin providing a money shot, sometimes almost projectile squirting and other times it just flows in a cascade out of her. I love watching her climaxing and seeing the pussy contractions that come as a result, sometimes continuing for a few moments after stopping.

Her gym booty is a marvellous sight to behold in any position - standing, bent over, but especially when she positions herself in a pole dancer-esque kneeling position, flexing her glutes close to the camera, to really highlight it’s incredible shape. Pumpkin is head to toe flawless.

There was a recent full length solo show, ‘Splitroast’, that is probably the best introduction to Pumpkin, if you’re not used to quirky/artistic led porn. It still displayed the stuff that makes her unique but was shot in a way that was more homely and less theatrical, in terms of the usage of backdrops and costumes. Even the aspects of the show that she lists in the title, read more conventionally: - ‘dancing, booty shaking, giggling, teasing, spit play, anal, sloppy, gagging’. All normal terms, but she still had to inject a Pumpkinism, with an aspect of the show that she remixed into now being called, ‘roasting the split’.

The show had moments of showing her freestyled dancing and at the end she danced some more, with the help of the two dildos that assisted her in earlier on. She kept with her brand of putting on a slow paced and lengthy show too. Almost all of Pumpkin’s main shows have this long form of pace, but none of it is filler or used as a way for her to just state or bill it as a 20 mins+ show, every second has been intentionally left in. The fact that there are visible cuts/transitions in it means she has watched it through and removed anything that could be potentially filler- something that’s probably even more necessary in a day where everything is catered to people’s short attention spans.

Like I touched on earlier, there is a finite number of sex acts that can be displayed so the difference is in how you do it, and she made the spit roast portion of the show look sexy as fuck - from the positioning of the dildos, the positioning of her body between the dildos, to the way she looked backing into one, while sucking on the other. All the other aspects proceeding the eventual spit roast, all helped in building anticipation. At one point, she positioned herself to receive both before stopping and giggling when she realised that one dildo was hitting the butt plug that she forgot about. So she got up to remove it, ass facing cam, and then slowly went back to reposition herself, after first licking the butt plug.

I love shows, like this one, where she is standing with her entire body on display. She is the perfect mix of athletic and thick, her thighs evoke a need to bite them and her ass… I’ve already talked about enough but will probably bring up again.

She also has mini shows that are also more rooted in real life. I don’t even really like to call them ‘shows’ because they’re different from the actual main shows, in that these seem to be very in the moment, like she just happened to pick up the phone in the middle of fooling around to start recording, capturing un-edited and raw snaps.This can also come in the form of naked yoga, which is always a treat when she posts it, especially if her ass is facing the camera. I also look forward to the regular nude moments of her changing out of clothes, mirror posing, ass displaying, training or just smoking a bong/joint. Then there are the boy-girl shows…

Pumpkin Squash

My absolute favourite content is when Pumpkin is with her partner, I love their interaction and the synergy they have with each other, even outside of the sex. They seem inseparable, with clips of them goofing around together and just enjoying each others company at malls or even going hiking at picturesque locations.

I don’t think her guy’s name has ever been mentioned, so just for this review and to have his name relate to Pumpkin, I’ll just call him Squash.

I’ve often wrote about (more recently here) my love of when a model’s partner shares the same interest as me, because the watching experience is doubly enjoyed because I can relate to the actions or moves made by them. The main interest I’m obviously talking about is the love of derrière... and in almost every interaction, Squash has his hands on her booty - squeezing, spanking, eating, plugging and spreading it. He might not even share the same obsession of booty that I do, and it might be just because her ass is so beautifully peachy that he is overly drawn to it - but either way I’m so glad for all the moments I can satiate my desires for Pumpkin’s bum, through him. I’ll list some of the times I remember now.

• A couple minutes of snaps in their bathroom, where she stood while he was on his knees eating her from the back.

• A similar but waaay better angled moment of him clearly eating her ass and kissing her cheeks. The camera was positioned beautifully directly under her, while she was, again, standing up. I don’t even know how many times I replayed that snap. It was insanely hot.

• A time when he was plugging her ass with a butt plug that was lubed up with hemp oil. I just remember the look of glee as he was doing it.

• One where it initially looked to be one of the regular snaps where she strips while dancing, which would have been just as great because I dig that type of content, but it wasn’t. While dancing and slowly revealing her ass, a huge grin appeared on her face as Squash entered the bathroom, and without acknowledging the camera he proceeded to kiss her on the closest ass cheek to him - before the snap annoyingly timed out. Through years of watching homemade content like this, I’ve always wandered how many models have deleted footage of partners interrupting their scenes, because they got horny watching them.

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I’ll always state that real couple sex is the best type of sex captured on camera, at least for my taste, and they further my belief in that. That intimacy, sensuality and intuitiveness shown when real couples get to smashing was displayed in a Valentine’s Day show, that is one of my favourite shows that I’ve seen on her premium.

It’s a show you need to watch yourself, plus there are too many aspects for me to cover but my personal highlights were:

• Both of the BJ scenes- the one earlier in the show because of the deliberately slow and sexy way she was sucking, allowing him at one point to use her mouth. And the final one that closed the show, causing Squash to finish in her mouth. Pumpkin has a sexy voice in general but also has a sultry voice that comes out in moments like this. And here she used it perfectly by making these really sexy, subtle, encouraging moans and comments to bringing him to climax.

• Again his hands continually being on her ass whenever he had a chance to do so and also the long segments of her ass being close to the screen

• The overall level of intimacy displayed in their interaction without ever going as far as it becoming too sweet and saccharin. For example in the moment where Pumpkin was first blowing him, you can catch Squash sweetly rubbing her hand, that was rested on his thigh, all the while thrusting in her mouth. And there was a moment of her repeating she loved him while also saying nasty shit to him and encouraging him to slap her.

• The close up angles and the overall various camera positions used where perfect. It was mixed with POV shots from both of their perspectives as well as fixed shots. The different shots used for the BJ and him going down on her was perfect, there was no iota of wasted footage.

There are other instances of them on screen together that made for incredible shows, some I saw prior to joining her premium such as a bath show featuring milk. But It’s not only when they’re on screen together that makes for great content, Squash works equally well off camera, as a camera guy. Two shows come to mind.

One was another bath show that at first looked like it was going to be another short segment because there was no titles screen to open it up, Instead it opened up to Pumpkin outside of the bath without any costumes, set design or fancy lighting. It also had a couple of minutes of her goofing around. It ultimately ended up being an incredible mix of the style of her mini random shows closing in the style of her full length features.

​Squash captured the first half of the show with slow and steady movements, as if it was shot with a steadicam. He matched her moves and also kept it still when it needed to be. He briefly employed a great shot that was slightly overhead when she momentarily started sucking a dildo, while on her kness in the bath, making her look cuter than she already does. The whole first half looked so smooth.

She eventually made her way out of the bath and then it transitioned into Pumpkin’s traditional style of seated play, with the camera now being in a fixed position, close up to her as she fapped herself with a dildo. That whole segment looked equally as beautiful as the first half and after getting herself off she did that boner causing kneeling-glute-flexing thing again, this time also choosing to repeatedly bounce her rump on the bathroom rug.

The second one is my favourite of the two and another of my favourite shows so far. This one was probably the most representative of the art installation comparison that I started off with in the review.

This one didn’t start off with a title card, but did start with the snaps of pictures that she almost always has before ever main show. It then officially started with Pumpkin laying nude on the floor, of what looked like a wood cabin, with a picturesque view of the forest behind them. Leaves momentarily fell on her before she started drawing a painting of one of those leaves in a sketch pad, that was on the floor beside her. The camera stayed relatively close to her face and artwork for a while, only moving around slightly with the familiar level of steadiness from the bath show above.

She was fully engrossed in the drawing only looking up and smiling when the camera was brought close to her face. By this time, Pumpkin had slightly elevated from lying prone and was now kneeling, and from over her shoulder, her beautiful humps were visible in the background, catching the light coming in through the glass doors. I was certain it was Squash recording when eventually he worked his way around the rest of her body and spent a good moment on her ass. To give him credit, he understood the assignment and resisted the urge to spend too long there and instead made time to pan over all of her body as well as the art she was painting.

​‘The Artist and The Artist’s Muse’ should have been the title for this, if Pumpkin had decided to make one. Even though Pumpkin was in every frame of the show, it almost wasn’t even about her... but about Squash and us being able to see her through his lens, literally and figuratively. There wasn’t a strong sexual tone to this at all, no playing with herself or any sexual interaction with him. It was him admiring all of her, from head to toe, including loving the artist that she is, shown by him providing the leaves and observing her paint - spending either more or equal time doing that, than he spent looking at her body. I don’t know if Squash is an artist but in the two times that I’ve seen him behind the camera, he has shown some kind of creative trait, and if he isn’t then it must just come from Pumpkin being his muse.

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Pumpkinisms

In a space where almost everyone does similar things, Pumpkin is a breath of fresh air, from the shows to her brand of funny and quirky.

I earlier talked about the way she writes, purposely misspells things or just phrases certain things differently. Sometimes the combination of all of these make for captions that I find funny asf. There’s one quick snap that I remember making me laugh super hard for no reason. She filmed herself while standing in front of her bathroom mirror stripping down, the camera capturing her nude body from her head to about waist high. Pumpkin didn’t say a word throughout the first couple of snaps, but when it came to the final snap a caption appeared below saying, ‘jokes on u i have soxxs on i’m not naked’ .

DM’s are always responded to, it might take a while if she’s working but she does. Tips are acknowledged too, she even sometimes responds in her unique way via video messages or voice notes.

I feel like I ended up joining Pumpkin’s premium at the exact right time, Squash’s addition seems to have definitely been a great help to her as I remember in the past, before I joined her premium, she very briefly mentioned breaking up with a different partner at the time, and the problems that came from that.

Even on premium she doesn’t divulge too much info on her personal life, some stuff here and there, sometimes it’s sort of hidden in the jokes she leaves in the captions for you to decipher. I think it was in a caption where she mentioned going to therapy - although she has more openly talked about having a chronic illness, so therapy might be in relation to that.

I think her and Squash, currently live separately so I hope this helps in someway to get enough funds for them to move in together because I dig their chemistry… and because I wanna continue to live through Squash as he buries his face in her ass.

If Kate Bush was a premium snapper, this is what you would get.

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Piracy is often portrayed in a negative light and I agree, for the most part. Obviously if someone does it with the intention of profiting off of someone’s work that’s never good but I can also see the positive aspects of it.

Back in the day when downloading was popping and streaming wasn’t really a thing yet, I would often download albums and if I liked it would buy the CD. I also did the same with porn, and that’s when I first came across deep throating legend Heather Harmon.

Now years later, I got the chance to have an interview with Heather and I asked her if she thought online sharing had played a part in her success and she confirmed my assumption that it did indeed help. That’s why, these days, some models ‘leak’ their own content in the form of putting it on porn streaming sites like Pornhub etc, the smart ones making sure to watermark it too, all to help bring awareness of them and their content.

All this to say, this is how I came across Helen Heights. A video was posted of her shaking her bum, in various positions for around 10+ minutes, on a forum dedicated to ass. Helen had thankfully watermarked her video which led me to look for Ms Heights expeditiously and was delighted to find that she offered a premium Snapchat as well as videos on ManyVids.

Helen is a cammodel, video content maker and also snaps on Snapchat. She is pretty, statuesque, slim-thick/athletic and has one of those bums that I’ve occasionally talked about as being sculpted by the Gods of Ass. From the moment I saw the recoil and jiggle of her cheeks in that video, I could tell that it was natural, definitely not surgically enhanced but also not purely gym made. From her physique and stamina in that video, its apparent that she is definitely a gym go-er but being a self certified expert in ass, it was obvious to me that her bum is mostly down to genetics. Something that she later confirmed, saying that her mother has a booty too.

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From experiences, that I’ve noted in the past, I’m usually dubious when it comes to getting a cammodel’s ‘premium snap’ because they usually seem to operate it in a completely different way, but Helen’s derriere made me forget all of that and proceed with buying.

The only way to get her premium is through MFC by first buying an item that gives access to her snap account for life but to be added to the naughty story you will have to get an additional cheaper item, which will grant you access for a month. You buy it manually, it won’t automatically come out of your account like a membership site.

One of the first bunch of snaps I saw on her premium was her showing bites from midges or gnats that came as a consequence of the hot weather. After showing the bites, in the next series of snaps, she turned those proverbial lemons into lemonade by making a mini show out of it. It opened to a view facing her bed, with the sound of a vacuum in the background. Helen moved into the frame, with her back to the cam revealing she was bottomless, wearing only a small top. She begins to crawl on the bed to start vacuuming her mattress, in a natural/voyeuristic way - with her ass cheeks shaking and swaying from the motions of her hoovering. She slowly kept on backing up till she reached the edge of the bed where she stood up, bringing those blessed cheeks achingly close to the camera, while still continuing to clean. She eventually walked off showing a beautiful side profile of her protruding bum.

This style of voyeuristic content has been my favourite type of thing that Helen posts and is also up there in the type of content I like in general, and she sells a few videos with this theme too.

Helen’s Premium

Helen semi recently posted a funny TikTok that spoke on the ‘different type of Heights’ and I think that it will be a good way of describing aspects of her premium - using the titles she used.

-Disco Heights

Helen is a naturally great little mover, I was surprised to find out that she hadn’t attended dance classes or some kind of performance school as a kid. You can often see her boogying, on both sides of her Snapchat.

On the XXX side, there’s been many examples but around Halloween, Helen put out a great dance sequence where she cosplayed as Joker, coming in to the frame kicking her legs to the beat, like he did in the film, with the same song used in the film too (by the artist that shall not be named). She freestyled the rest of the routine while expertly stripping off, all with a fake cigarette in her mouth.

There was also a funny clip where Helen was dancing surrounded by her work related equipment with the caption “When you finished filming like..” In these snaps she was dancing nude while unscrewing a cock from a fuck machine and compacting her tripod.

-Gym Heights

This is another of my favourite type of snaps from Helen’s premium. Ever since she switched gyms the amount of sexy related content from there has increased. The new found space and facilities has allowed for incredibly sexy shower snaps and changing room shenanigans that are always hot to watch, especially when there is a chance of being caught.

There was a cool gym snap that actually started from her home, where she appeared on screen under an initially cryptic caption, “No one will know”. She did the “shhh” motion before pulling down her sweat pants to reveal what looked like a regular pair of black panties from the front but when she turned around it looked like something from Victoria Secrets, with parts of it purposely cut out and a lacy bow affixed on the top. The caption made sense when the next snap jumped to Helen at the gym, kneeling down and quickly flashing the panties underneath before she ended the snap.

-Hustling Heights

Most people know that working independently is more often than not a laborious job, and an independent adult content creator is no different. Out of all the little glimpses that Helen shows of her life on snap, the aspects of work is probably the most shared. From her sharing when her camming website’s not working, speaking about weird interactions and requests with fans in her DM’s, noisy neighbours putting a halt on being able to record, to talking about the duality of 2021 being a highly successful year but also the first year where she got taxed heavily.

Helen hustling is also a reflected in the content she puts out, as time is something that has to be managed well when working for yourself. Meaning that, if she’s at the gym we’ll get sexy snaps from there, if she’s shopping for clothes we’ll get dressing room naughtiness, or if she’s showering or waking up, we’re sometimes in the midst of that too.

Even her camming is linked, she has posted mini snap shows after camming where she has shown the creamy aftermath of a camshow or has just wanted to continue the fun of getting herself off, on Snapchat.

Shows where she gets herself off are never longer than 3 minutes, they are super to the point. Any planned theme or snaps with a longer running time is left for videos and camshows.

Helen always comes across as someone who doesn’t like to half ass anything.

You see this in:

-the seconds of food snaps that she posts, all of the meals look incredible and some are served up to look like Michelin star level. She bakes cakes where you can see that actual time and skill was required to make it.

-the recent videos that she sells have a high production value (can even be seen it in her seemingly abandoned YouTube Channel)

-the snaps of her watching back the content she is making/editing, show a level of commitment to putting out something good (it also cracks me up when she laughs at some of the dialogue or acting). It’s also another example of a great use of her time by simultaneously previewing content while providing some extra content for the snap members.

-Hippy Heights

I’m not sure if I’ve seen too much off this type of Helen. I think that perhaps in the summer this side may emerge more. She’s posted snaps of her walking around her streets showing stuff that catch her eye and she’s also a bit of a green-fingers. There was a series of snaps where she was talking about various stuff in her garden like it was a nature show, while picking blackberries.

I think another hippy trait is public flashing, which is something I love and there’s been a couple of moments where Helen has dabbled in this. One was when she was walking down a path and she flashed her boobs and a quick looping snap of her doing it in her car. There’s also the gym moments that I mentioned earlier.

-Ya Gurl Heights

This sometimes comes out when she’s speaking or in captions she will write in the snaps. She will also sometimes say slang or randomly say something that you would only get if you’re into or are a fan of hip-hop culture. For example, in what’s becoming a funny reoccurring segment on Helen’s snap, she will read out something sent in her DM’s, this time it was a phone request that she was unsure about. Right at the beginning of the snap she said, “message!” in a way that could only be referring to the comedy spoof, Don’t Be A Menace… There’s been other instances like that too and Helen is also fond of randomly speaking in an American twang.

-Not A Morning Person Heights

She sometimes streams on cam late at night/early in the morning, so I could see that being a thing but I do know that I love the snaps of her waking up in bed, where she will film her body - sometimes playing with herself or just filming closeups of her bum, allowing viewers to marvel at her ass, on occasion making it audibly clap while lying down.

-Chilling Heights

Helen’s stories shows moments of her down time, she snaps herself laughing at clips of shows that she’s watching on her TV or on her laptop but have also seen her going out with friends or family.

I’d also include the moments where she’s kicked back, talking to us about the funny interactions she has.

-Another Heights

There is an element that wasn’t on that TikTok video, and that’s her great eye for detail and ability to know what looks great aesthetically, on camera.

One of the early snaps I loved was a fixed shot of her body, where she was only in frame from the neck down to her knees. She managed to use natural light to illuminate her gorgeous physique while she moved her body in a super seductive way. It wasn’t a fluke as she’s filmed similar shots in various places in her house, one time making it black and white. On every occasion making great use of the lighting and using great camera placement. I’m sure this comes from her years of experience shooting content, but I do feel that it’s oftentimes something that is innate and can’t necessarily be taught.

She puts slow motion to great use too - not only does it look great, it also inadvertently makes the snaps longer, prolonging the sexy views that members get to witness.

Her great eye is also seen in other aspects such as the cosplaying outfits she sometimes wears, the food and cakes she makes. Also, in Hippy Heights, i touched on her videoing the stuff that catch her eye when walking on the street, on a couple of occasions I remember her paying particular attention to the artistic graffiti and tags on the walls.

​The Heights of Helen’s Premium

I think I touched on my favourite parts of Helen’s premium, but i’ll list my top 3 here, more definitively.

1) The voyeuristic style content, where she doesn’t acknowledge the camera at all and the actions she does are naturalistic. I already mentioned the bed cleaning snap, this one was bathroom tile cleaning. I can’t remember if there was a similar prelude to this scene, as she did with the bed one, but it had a similar camera setup and a similar boner causing outcome. Her cheeks probably rippled, jiggled and swayed more than the other video, as she scrubbed the hell out of those tiles. and it was so beautiful to watch. I’ve always noted in reviews that bathroom lighting always hits different, probably because of all the reflective surfaces - and it made the scene and Helen’s tush look even more incredible.

Love when she does these and always look forward to when she randomly drops those type of snaps. She also sells videos that have this type of theme.

2) Great DM responder, will explain more about that at the end.

3) This was obviously going to be included… anytime Helen displays her bare buttocks is always going to be a win for me and anyone lucky enough to view it. The shape, the crack, the waves and ripples when it moves or is touched…. Her naturally ability to dance goes hand in hand with her twerking skills, and that usually brings out the audible cheek clapping which makes me start grimacing, shaking my head and sending thanks to the ass gods.

Outro

Helen’s premium is great, she provides some insight of her life and some of what she experiences as an adult entertainer. This is coupled with the naughty snaps, sexy moments and mini shows. Like I mentioned, its a reoccurring monthly fee that you pay to see the sexy aspects on her snap and I’m definitely on course to stay for the foreseeable future. Her ass brought me to her but her vibe and personality has definitely kept me there…. her ass too...

I mentioned that from my previous experiences, models who are predominantly cam models, haven’t had good premiums, it was always treated as a secondary thing, a promotion for the camming or the same principles of tipping were brought to the world of snap. It’s not like that with Helen’s premium, she does briefly announce when she’s online but she seems to treat snap as the separate experience that it is, and not something that’s completely intertwined with camming.

Helen is definitely one of the best in DM responses and conversations, I think I heard her mention on cam liking or being cool with dirty talking and receiving dick pics, if you’re into that.

​Even though camming is not really my thing, personally, I have gone into her room to tip and listen to her convo with her regular fan base. Occasionally some of the things she talked about there will show up on her snap story but nothing that would confuse you if you never ventured to her cam room and only wanted to view her snap.

There was actually one time she was discussing clothes shopping and jokingly asked if someone could remind her to get some new lounge wear. Later that day, when I saw snaps of her clothing shopping, I DM’d to remind her and she later responded with a personal video message, showing her looking through some comfy bottoms. On the story, we were also all treated to a hot lingerie try-on haul, from inside the store changing rooms.

She pretty much posts something daily, probably only weekends are off but I’m sure I’ve seen snaps on those days too.

Oh, and that video that I talked about seeing on a forum - the one that introduced me to Helen Heights - I ended up seeing it on her page and had to buy it.

Open up

In a couple of reviews, articles and in the intro to The Premium Reviewer Podcast I’ve talked fondly of that period of time when I first joined Snapchat and was snap friends with exhibitionist singles and couples who would post their sexual shenanigans on their story just because it was their kink and they got a rush from doing it. This world still exists but is arguably overshadowed by the pay to play market - which is obviously not a bad thing but had a bad moment when a few models tried to shame those who liked to share their content for free.

I remember when some exhibitionist snappers then started charging for their snaps, usually as just a small one off payment - the logical thinking being, why not get some extra spending money for something you enjoy doing, and would be posting anyway?

This is who Samby reminds me of. She is someone who I recently discovered on Twitter, when trawling through exhibitionist type accounts and tweets. Her Twitter posts showed clips of her flashing her fellow IT co-workers with their backs turned or at a close distance away as well as some clips of them grabbing her tits.

In all of of the hijinks and shenanigans posted, you could tell this is something she enjoys and that it’s a real kink for her and then when I saw the mention of Snapchat in her bio or in one of her tweets, I had to look into it.

I added her snap and was added back not too long after. I was met with pretty vanilla, normal snaps, no premium promo and nothing that would even suggest her naughty side, if you hadn’t seen her Twitter account. I eventually DM’d and asked if she had a premium snap and she said she did, for a cheap one off payment. Sent payment through and was added.

Samby is gorgeous, really stunning pretty eyes and a super cute mouth. Her body is banging- great ass and boobs, with the icing on the cake being her super sexy bush. Her bio also states that she is both Italian and Indian (Punjabi). It also states she’s a virgin, i’m presuming she means in terms of penetrative sex, as I’ve seen her engage in some sexual activity but not traditional sex.

Flashing The Goods

Her content on snap doesn’t deviate to far away from what you see on her Twitter but there is obviously a fair bit more content on Snapchat. She posts on the story with a mixture of ‘live’ snaps, some recent recorded and also some hot moments from the past, I’m sure I saw a snap that said it was from 2 years ago.

She also sends those disappearing live snaps (that you get through the DM’s) which definitely adds to the experience of her being spontaneous in her flashing and eagerness in showing her premium followers what she’s doing in that moment. She also sends pre-recorded video snaps in the DM’s, presumably to allow subscribers to save in the DM’s, not to download it- as one of her rules is no screenshots.

Samby has posted shower clips showing off her head to toe sexiness- loved watching the water gliding of her curves and her rubbing water through her bush. She posted a very hot BJ scene with her partner- blowing him to cumpletion and I also saw a brief clip of him sucking on her nipples while rubbing her clit.

And then she also posts the office flashes, where she will strategically stand behind a colleague or with her back to a colleague who is another room. If you can’t visibly see the person, you will sometimes hear the person speaking and gauge that they’re close by, while we watch Samby struggle to take out her weighty boobs from whatever sexy attire she has on for the day. Her attention is sometimes split between looking at the camera and checking her surroundings, to see if they notice. There’s always a chance that they could turn around or look through the door and see, but I’m pretty sure that all or most of the lucky guys that get to work with her are all aware of her sexy activities as she’s also posted snaps of her grabbing a couple of guys crotches over their clothes and on her Twitter I saw a clip of her asking for a colleague to come to her cubicle to help her with something, while she pulled up her skirt and sat on the desk. The video stops before he enters but I would’ve loved to see how that interaction played out.

She has also taken to flashing at a restaurant, while dining with her partner. The thing I liked about that video snap, in particular, was that, on the public and SFW side of her snap, she posted a normal wholesome snap of her dining and her food, which is a normal thing that most people post… but premium viewers got a similar post but with her boobs out. She did this from a window seat too. with two patrons sitting not too far behind her. The cool juxtaposition of the innocent public snap being mirrored in the premium story, but with the added naughty aspect, is a cool reoccurring theme in her snaps. Eg, a casual mirror selfie on the public snap, is an almost carbon copy image, but with her boobs out on the private.

I love Samby’s work attire too, always looks smart/professional but the clothes are sometimes very form fitting, which is great for when she is undressing, because I love seeing her having to peel off her pants to reveal her sexy ass or the slight struggle, that I mentioned previously, of her pulling her boobs out. My personal favourite clothing so far is a grey suit that sat so nicely on her, but especially on her ass and thighs. Loved when she later showed that sexy derriere in that outfit, before slowly removing it to reveal her peach, followed by her spreading her cheeks… I die every time she spreads it wide and lets it go like an elastic band, forcing those beautiful cheeks to ripple as they clap back together.

The exhibitionism aspect is the main part of her snaps but she’s also into findom. When she adds you as a premium member, you are added to a couple of private stories and on one of them she posts tributes submitted by her subs so I’m sure that if you’re into that, she will happily cater to that kink with tributes. But other than those tribute snaps, the findom aspect is not forced or even promoted, she seems to be able to gauge, from the initial interaction (and subsequent interactions), if people want that Goddess experience or just the exhibitionism and hot wife antics, without having to explicitly state it. She is more active with that role on her Twitter.

Wrapping Up

It’s still my assumption that she enjoys the flashing and sharing her naughty life with us - and making a little money doing what you love doesn’t negate your passion for it. To relate this back to my intro, I feel that if this was back when I started using snap, she would have been those exhibitionists who posted just for the thrill of it. And in this climate of being able to make some change from it, why wouldn’t you? But there is, at least to me, a clear difference in when someone enters this or any thing with the sole intention of making money. It always reflects badly in the service or content and product that is made… and Samby is not on that side of the equation. That’s all just my long winded way of saying she gives me those great snap vibes of a few years back.

She’s even great at replying to DM’s and I’m sure you can send pics to her because, like I mentioned earlier, the only rules she gave was no screenshotting. She posts pretty regularly, probably more during the working days of the week, but there is no schedule and is as spontaneous as you would kind of expect with the nature of content she posts.

A great premium where she delivers on what you’d expect and then some, especially considering the price of access.

Update: Jan ‘22

Starting off in the new year, Samby has introduced a new payment structure for new and existing members of her premium. The initial payment still stands but then a reoccurring $5 a month fee will be required to stay on her x-rated snaps. I doubt there was any resistance to the changes as Samby does deliver the goods. And just before she announced these changes she posted a story of her flashing in the supermarket, with her guy openly groping and squeezing her seemingly ever expanding boobs. It’s arguably a step up from the mainly work related flashing snaps we’ve been used to seeing, and definitely a well timed post to ensure guys will want to stay, to see more of her daring public content.

Can’t wait to see the new content she brings in with these new changes.

-TPR

At some point I’m gonna write about why Fancentro is underrated. It was actually through them that I found out who Dani Daniels is. It’s kind of shameful, I know, as she is/was quite a popular mainstream pornstar but my excuse is that I haven’t followed mainstream porn for a while. But still, with Dani having two of my most desired attributes a bum and a bush, she should have really been on my radar... but better late than never...

​But back to how Fancentro introduced me to Dani. I had bought a premium account through scrolling on the FC site but that particular model wasn’t actively using Snap anymore... so after contacting FC, they offered me a bunch of model accounts that I could use to replace this inactive one. I recognised Dani from always seeing her in the top sellers portion of the Fancentro feed but before getting her account, I wanted to actually see what she was about. I did my Googles and found some of her work, as well as a cool interview she did with the True Geordie Podcast.

I informed Fancentro that I would like Dani’s account and I was added within the day, with a show already on her account.

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Shows

Some of my favourite shows have unsurprisingly been ones where a lot of her ass is on display for the majority of the time. To Dani’s credit there aren’t many shows where her beautiful booty doesn’t get at least a cameo but it’s a better time for me when her bum is top billing. Here are some of the ones that stick to mind.

• A show where she entered the frame that with a red backdrop and lighting. She sexily welcomed viewers, “...to the best ass worship ever”. For around 10 minutes, she talked in a subdued, sultry and sexy voice while caressing, jiggling, spreading and continually spanking her ass. When she removed the bottom half of her clothes to reveal her divine bum, she continued slapping it and in doing so, she accidentally showed the secret buried deep within. One of the things that highlights a great ass is the depth of the crack, and because she’s blessed with abundant cheeks, it wasn’t even noticeable that she was sporting an anal plug, only visible when she parted said cheeks. The countdown at the end with her cheeks sooo close to the screen, as she furiously jiggled it and ordered viewers to eat her ass.... was beautiful to watch.

• A JOI show that brought in the new year of 2021. The better half of this show, for me, was the first part, where her ass was literally in the spotlight as she spanked, twerked and bounced her cheeks while talking sexy and encouraging viewers to cum. The later half involved her getting herself off while counting down.

• Pretty much every show with her partner is hot because of the POV doggy that is almost always displayed. Love seeing her ass ripple as he bangs or when she rides in reverse cowgirl.

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- Show positives

• Shows uploaded every day, 6 of them new

• I don’t know how she does it but I think that 99.9% of her shows seemed to be filmed in different locations- I don’t know if she lives in a mansion with a lot of different rooms... or maybe she just goes on a lot of vacations and shoots content in the different hotels and Airbnb’s that she rents. Regardless of how she does it, it is very rare to see her in the exact same backdrop.

• Obviously there is a finite amount of porn categories that exist, so they’ll be genres repeated but usually she performs it with an entirely different theme. You’ll find everything that she probably did in her mainstream career, from solo shows to b/g shows- solely with her lucky partner.

• The replay shows at the end of the week is a cool addition to her premium. She ends the week by playing the top 3 shows, I don’t know how that is decided as I’m not sure if she communicates with fans via snap- but more on that later.

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- Show negatives​

1. For some reason almost every show uploaded has been in landscape, which on Snapchat’s static, portrait interface, means the show is reduced to a small square in the middle of the screen surrounded by black bars. I’ve seen other models upload something that was shot in landscape and manage to flip it to full screen, portrait- requiring the viewer to only turn their phone sideways, to enjoy the full screen experience. (I also managed to do that a few times, when personally using snap.)

   I’m guessing that one of the reasons that it’s shot in landscape in the first place is because it’s not made solely for Snapchat and she uploads the same content on other platforms and/or sells the vids separately, where that framing would make sense. The shows can still be seen but it’s not an optimal viewing experience. It might also be uploaded like this to dissuade piracy.

   Earlier on into my membership of her premium, she was advertising Brazzers+ as an alternative to Snapchat- I don’t know if the screen quality has always been like this in in the days before I joined or if it’s in this format now, to encourage people to go to Brazzers+, where it will be displayed correctly- but in recent times it hasn’t been promoted anymore, and the shows are still displayed that way.

2. The next point probably isn’t a negative to most of Dani’s fans but for me it is something that I don’t like in general, regardless of the model. Dani is from the world of mainstream porn, where they’re generally encouraged to be more ‘over the top’ and vocal - and Dani brings that same energy to Snapchat. I don’t really like that and usually prefer scenes with natural moans and climaxes.

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Comms

I tend to only give models’ accounts negatives on something they say they will do but don’t deliver on. So for example, if a model only charged 1 dollar for ‘lifetime’ access only promising ass shaking- no chat or engagement and a certain amount of posts... and if she delivered on that, I would rate it highly. A model who charges the same 1 dollar but promises the earth and never delivers, won’t be rated highly. The price of access is inconsequential. How much you charge is not really my concern because after joining and seeing consistently great content and delivery, on what was advertised, I will always tip - especially if I feel a model undersold on their premium price, for the level of content that has been provided.

In the case of Dani everything she offers on her FC page is accurate- from her posting daily with new content to the type of content she posts- but to the part where she says members can “chat with me”, that doesn’t seem to be the case.

When I first joined, I quickly left a message that wasn’t responded to. I thought it could possibly be lost in the multitude of messages someone of her status is probably bound to receive. A week or so later, with no response, I caught a show just as it was being uploaded, I said something in the DM’s and it was opened but not replied to.

I’m feeling there could be two reasons for this.

1. It is not Dani actually uploading on there- a lot of popular and busy performers have people that do that for them. This has become even more so the case with the emerging popularity of OnlyFans, where mainly influencers or those with a large fanbase, will only provide content to managers/agencies who then do the running of the account. Subscribers often find that they are not talking to the actual model but some random person.

   So if Dani is using someone to upload, it’s actually a good thing that the person doesn’t try to talk with fans.

2. I know that the Fancentro site has their own messaging service, so when you subscribe to a model you also have the ability to message them there... so maybe it’s only through there where you can message her. If that’s the case, that wouldn’t really work for me as most of the time messages that I send are directly in response to a specific snap and also the level of spontaneity and intimacy is removed having to go from one platform to another to communicate.

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Dani D

Aside from being sexy, pretty, having a great ass and a beautiful bush, I kinda wanted to learn more about Dani, as that is what a platform like Snapchat can bring across better than other platforms. So instead of solely the thematic, porn-esque type shows, a natural shower show with no ‘scripted’ talking or some kind of behind the scenes, would have been great... basically anything devoid of smut and instead just showing some real life snaps.

She did mention on her premium buy page “...this is the only place to see me candid, being my natural sexy self!“. I don’t know if this was something that was true when she initially started selling premiums but it’s not the case now.- it’s solely shows. Maybe she meant that the candid and natural comes from the shows now being shot in homely settings and not the mainstream sets she used to shoot in - and instead of male leads, b/g scenes are solely with her real life partner. But I guess I expected more stuff that showed things partly based in her everyday life- her businesses, creative projects etc.- without having to necessarily look outside of Snapchat to see that.

Overall

For those solely into consuming XXX content, content made by a top performer and especially Dani Daniels fans, this will be a perfect premium subscription... if you haven’t already got it! The story is never empty and the shows are Dani-esque in terms of her performance and enthusiasm. Since I joined, I have only just recently seen a show that I think was a repeat. Her bum is incredible and her bush is magnificent. I love the way she gives a BJ too.

For those who don’t just want pre-recorded content with no interaction then you probably won’t want this, or at least not stay subscribed for a long time. If some everyday life content was added, this would get an excellent rating, because the content is good- even with the videos not being shown in the proper ratio.

There was a snap show where she was giving a BJ for a considerable length of time, and just before the end of a snap she paused... let out an exasperated sigh and said something to the likes of, “oh come on babe!”, seemingly because he was taking too long to finish. I liked that because it seemed to be something that wasn’t meant to be aired and displayed a moment of realness, from Dani. I understand most of her fanbase come from and know her from mainstream porn, so she has to give them the Dani Daniels they are used to seeing, but I would personally love a bit of Kira Lee Orsag mixed in.

UPDATE (Jan ‘22)

Dani no longer offers a premium snap, she started to announce phasing it out a month prior to it coming to an end, before the new year. She still offers content on her FanCentro, under the same subscription.

-TPR

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Whenever I’m tired of seeing explicit content from my hard working snap models, I like to watch the various forms of SFW content on YouTube, the stuff that teeters on the edge of being an acceptable form of titillation that is allowed on the platform. The most common thing being, the ‘genre’ of try-on hauls - which is something Youtubers do as a well established way to rack up the views, mainly due to all the horny male viewers. I’m sure if you check the viewing stats you’ll find that the ‘intended’ audience, which is supposed to be women, (to show them the good fits to wear) are in the minority.

Because of my haul viewing perversion, my Youtube algorithms now cater to my filthy tastes, so various hauls often pop up on my feed and recommended lists. Which is how I came across, UK Youtuber Lauren Alexis.

I pretty much fell in lust from the first video I saw and dived into one of those Youtube rabbit hole things - but instead of watching back to back Covid conspiracy theory videos, it was everything Lauren for a few hours.

On most of her videos she advertises a ‘NSFW’ Patreon and an OnlyFans account- also sells access to her Snapchat account but the only way to get access to it was from the two aforementioned platforms. Not really a fan of either of the platforms but as she also had a free OF account, I joined that. She had a decent amount of teaser posts already on the feed but sends subscribers messages containing locked PPV (pay per view) videos to open - which is all to be expected on a free account.

A few days into my free subscription, she sent another message with a PPV image, captioned with a generic sales spiel to entice you to get her premium Snap and after purchasing, the locked image revealed the snap code.

I did ask her what was on the snap, prior to buying. Surprisingly, she messaged back… basically reiterating the broad and vague ‘NSFW’ term that she always states when promoting her content and that she posts everyday. (I say surprisingly because from the few OF accounts I’ve joined in the past, most models don’t allow messaging without tipping, especially on the free accounts). I never assume any model will post daily, but as it was a relatively cheap price for a ‘lifetime’ access, I wasn’t too fussed about how many times she would post. Just a couple times a week of seeing more risque snap vids of her blessed cheeks would be enough.

If you type Lauren’s name into Google, the term British Youtuber will be shown. She’s a part of that smart wave of people who because of the ease of being able to distribute, sell or stream adult content somewhat independently, they first build a vanilla/safe persona and audience in SFW platforms and then leverage that into a potentially more lucrative income in the world of adult content. (I talk more about that here). She’s also got a high social media IQ, with multiple accounts on various platforms tailored and tweaked slightly differently in terms of content and style- probably also as backups but all still reach high engagement. I don’t know if it was always her intention to come into the adult content world, or just took the opportunity from the obvious demand there probably was for her to do it.

As she’s primarily a Youtuber with a public brand/persona, I never expected to see highly explicit content from her. She also has a less risque separate Youtube channel for ‘reaction videos’ and another one for vlogs. (All the videos on the vlog channel seem to have been archived and can’t be viewed. It seems that a couple years back she used to post with someone else on there. I have no idea if that was with a friend or partner).

So considering her somewhat mainstream status, there is a greater potential for her content to get leaked, especially being that she’s popular. So expecting hardcore porn type content isn’t realistic. Lauren might not even want to do it anyway, in an early video in 2018 (that still displayed links to her naughty content) Lauren nonchalantly dismissed ever doing porn, when addressing a comment that alluded to her being on Pornhub.

Lauren’s Snap

It took her a couple of days to upload but the first ‘show’ she uploaded was all ‘live’ snaps. She does also use the memory feature to upload past content and generally mixes it up in a story, making longer video snaps when shaking her ass but also posting selfie type snaps.

Love seeing her purposely manipulating her cheeks with her hands coming from having to see her trying to avoid showing too much of her ass on Youtube due to demonetisation. Really into her thighs too. It’s also funny when she tries to pull sexy faces, especially that ‘sticking out your tongue and rolling your eyes back thing’ that everyone seems to be doing now - she looks super hot when she has a relaxed face like the way she poses in regular photos.

​The content on her snap is just a slight level up from her Youtube try-on videos- more full on angles and close ups of her ass, her body and gorgeous face. She’s not fully nude, sometimes topless but her boobs are usually criss crossed with tape or covered with her hands, so nipples are not seen. She occasionally likes to play with a paddle too. She’s good with a camera, so all the posts are aesthetically shot well and in HQ

I sent Lauren a DM in snap, again not expecting her to reply and she did (or her assistant did)… eventually - took about 5 days. I’m guessing she probably answers all DM’s at the same time due to the insane amount of daily messages she receives. But more importantly, because she never mentioned messaging as part of the benefits in getting access to her account, it was a pleasant surprise that she did actually reply and respond properly to the message.

Back to the explicitness of her content. This might be something that she may eventually change, gradually becoming more explicit like some models and even pornstars have done in the past- or maybe she won’t. I’m personally content with what she currently posts for the ‘lifetime’ price - (would be different if it was subscription based). Could always do with more of her bum on display...

Also from browsing her Patreon tiers, access to her snap appears to be more of an add-on to her subscription based content, so her attention is probably more directed there. (If you are on her Patreon/OnlyFans, let me know about the frequency of her posts, here). But maybe she could at some point also have a standalone subscription based, Premium Snap, with more frequent content posted- using a platform like FC.

But for those who currently want more, she has a personal website, where she claims that you can buy personalised explicit content- but I guess you would have to discuss that with her, and get the specific details of what her levels/definition of explicit is.

​I also glanced on her Patreon, with the various advancing tiers, with the highest being $6,000. It was only 1 spot for that tier and that has apparently being claimed, so that lucky guy/woman might be viewing something that the rest of us won’t ever see… unless Lauren’s moving like Bella Thorne...

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UPDATE: Oct ‘20

Thank you to those who responded to what I asked in the original review, regarding her Patreon and if she is more active on there- because I initially assumed she would be, due to it being subscription based. It seems that people haven’t been added to her premium snap after many months.

​As I said in the review, her talent seems to be in navigating various social media (and youtube) building an audience. That seems to be where her focus is more-so placed, with the ‘adult’ content side being more of an inconsequential passive income, where she knows she will always be able to get money. I touched on that $6000 tier that someone has apparently subscribed to on her Patreon; I’m sure she has sugar daddies or benefactors that will happily send her money to that degree and fair play to her.

She should probably stop marketing this adult side hustle as being more than it is though. For me, my expectations were realistic so I knew the level of explicitness wouldn’t be high, no matter how much she sold it on her youtube videos. But for those hearing the word ‘OnlyFans’, the allure of a hot and famous youtuber saying that she posts 18+ may get you signing up expecting more.

-TPR

When I first encountered Scarlette aka Punk Princess on a Premium takeover, she gave a polished, friendly and happy introduction before playing teasers of what to expect on her Premium. I obviously noticed how pretty she looked but it wasn’t until I saw a part of the teaser where she showed her full slim-thick body from the back - showcasing that magnificent bum, did I got the urge to get her XXX snap.

I stayed on her public snap, watching her well rehearsed verification intros and some teasers for a couple of weeks before I asked about purchasing. She semi-frequently changes or rearranges her deals and bundle packages, but after clarifying with her what a certain Premium package was about and her mentioning that she posts everyday, I ended up getting one that included a more interactive experience with a choice of 3 Group Premiums.

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First Impressions

After accepting my payment and choosing the groups I wanted (i’ll review them soon-ish) she added me to her account around 12+ hours later. I’m not sure if it was Scarlette or the admin in charge of the Group Premiums but I was added to those groups pretty quickly and there was also content already there for me to watch too.

On her account there was no content on there but later that day she posted a couple of light snaps, similar to the nude teasing that she already shows on her free Snap. The next time she posted was three or so day lays later, with a ‘live’ snap where she complained/shouted at a member who apparently complained about there not being any shows on the Premium. She mentioned something about working hard and decided to punish the member by withholding any snaps for the entire account- saying she won’t be posting anything that day. Thinking that this was probably one of those occurrences where a member was being an idiot to a model who may have just taken a break from regular posting, I messaged her saying sorry for being made to feel like shit, to which she responded, “thanks babe”

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Close to 48 hours later she posted a super short scene, where she pleasured herself and I briefly got to see see the ass which made me want to get her Premium in the first place. She ended with a request for tips. I complimented her on those blessed cheeks and she responded, “thanks babe”

A few other times, I wanted to further test this great level of interactivity and GF experience that she was promoting on her public snap, by sending messages to evoke more than just the two or three word responses I was getting- but no such luck. But that’s fine- because at this stage at least she was responding and perhaps a higher priced tier/package would garner more dialogue. Plus, I’ve probably been spoilt over the years, from my experience of communicating with more engaging models.

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Content

Most of her shows are solo and most are very similar in nature. She likes to utilise a dildo as well as a clit simulator fucking herself but also riding while doing generic sex talk. She does however do this hot thing where she places the camera on the phone, looking over it with only her face and boobs in frame as she continues to ride the dildo. Giving a great point of view, that makes it look like she’s on top of the viewer- looking down at you while she’s riding you. For my time on her account so far, that has been the majority of the shows.

​But there have been two shows which were great.

One was the only Boy/Girl show that I’ve seen so far- and I actually watched it on one of the Group accounts not her personal one. The show had a good duration of around 6/7 mins, with the best moments being filmed by her co-star in the scene. He filmed the doggystyle action, trying to fit her sexy booty in the frame and also panning to show the rest of her body and boobs swaying as he banged. Was great to see her tush for a more considerable length of time from his POV. She also took control of the camera whilst on all fours, filming her pretty facial reactions- having to remain quiet while he was smashing. It was soon shot by him again as he filmed her giving a great BJ, then back to her for some quick missionary before he finished all over her chest.

My favourite show was when she played a Domme/brat type- which was a surprise as all I had seen of her was playing a submissive role which consists of her saying “daddy” a lot, Her playing this role seemed so much more believable and less of a stretch and came across as way more natural to her personality type. From what I remember the dialogue was great and her cheeks made a welcome appearance.

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Some issues

As a way of a tip, and to further see how interactions with her go, I asked how much to purchase a copy of that Domme snap show. I say as a tip because my package didn’t restrict me from ‘saving’ some of the story via sending DM’s so I could’ve did that- but instead wanted to tip for what I considered her best show at that point. So after her stating the price, I sent the money through her chosen payment option. later telling her I had sent it. She replied that she was sending it now, I thanked her and waited... Around 24 hours later after not receiving anything, I asked if she was looking to send it in the Snap DM’s or by email.... she read the message but didn’t respond.

I took it as a possible mistake- maybe she read but got distracted, so the last message I sent was, “When you get a chance to send the vid, I want to request something else” . N.B. I wanted to ask how much it would be to make a compilation video or create a new video that just focused on her butt,

After my last message, there was even more of a period of nothing on her Premium and her public Snap, plus my message was unread, so I assumed something was up... and that was partly confirmed when Scarlette reemerged, in a familiar way. She berated a member or members for again complaining about her absence. She mentioned about going through a very bad time- she didn’t elaborate on the problem, which is obviously her prerogative. I then saw that the message was read but left unanswered.

I have however, been on and i’m still on Premiums where models are somewhat forthcoming about issues they may be facing or have went through as a way of explaining their upcoming or future absence. But I guess some people are not that way inclined or possible mental health issues may prevent them from communicating effectively, plus I also don’t know what could have been said to her by that member/members. So that has and will be my last message to her, as I’m not really that interested in pursuing the video any more.

I’ve always stated models need time off like anyone else and maybe I just joined at a difficult time where she needs a break- especially as I purchased her Snap during the relative height of the lockdown. Possibly this whole pandemic situation has affected her personally and as a result her general commitment to content and interactivity has taken a back seat.

Coming to think of it, just prior to this recent longer period of absence that I described, she was filming content with Sasha Gibson to sell as a separate Dropbox package. I remember on a snap (posted on her public account) where Scarlette was driving Sasha back to the airport and she mentioned being sad that she was leaving. Looking back, I think that could’ve possibly been a genuine feeling and not the passing comment that I saw it as and could be a reflection of her feeling isolated during this time.

I obviously don’t know her situation and I’m just trying to shoot her some bail which is hard with a lack of info. I don’t think her Premium has always been like this because the best content that she posted, thus far, was filmed 4 or 5 months ago, plus she sort of confirmed this when she momentarily popped back on her public channel to apologise to the non-subscribers, reassuring them that she isn’t normally absent for such long periods of time and that they can get to buying from her again.

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I initially started this site because of a model continuing to promote and sell access to her Premium when she wasn’t posting much or any content on the XXX account, so I hate to see that kind of behaviour. If she was solely promoting her Dropbox content and the stuff she filmed with Sasha, I wouldn’t have minded. Obviously a model still has to make money but still offering a Premium Snap, in it’s current state, is a slap in the face and something that I dislike.

Models rightfully always state and make countless analogies to the fact that they are running a business but for some models that analogy seems to only be for their benefit and that professionalism seems to depart as soon as they have made their sale. The hard work that they do seems to be solely directed in the promoting and selling of their product but not in the preservation of their existing customers, who if valued will be returning customers, some of them anyway.

As I mentioned earlier she stated that she posts every day, not on the pricing sheet she sends when you ask about prices but specifically typed in the DM’s. I didn’t really believe or expect her to post every day, though. Most models don’t as they need time off- at best some will just post re-runs on the days that they are off. I used a different account to ask about premium details again and how many days she posts, just to see if she would update the days she posts, due to the sporadic nature of her posting but the same response was given.

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Wrapping up

I’ve been on Scarlette’s Snap close to two months now and I definitely feel that shows with a focused roleplay theme and b/g scenes are where her content shines and she recently popped up on her public account again, to advertise her Premium as well as to inform viewers that she has found a a new filming partner, so fingers crossed that it comes to fruition.

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Would’ve probably rated this an average Premium Snap, if it wasn’t for the whole video thing but I look forward to updating this in a couple months with something more positive to say, if she’s still posting. I think that due to various places lifting restrictions on the lockdown, her spirits might lift with it... possibly some outdoor content... possibly more content with a partner... and possibly, I’ll get my damn video...🤞

​-TPR

(Jul ‘20)

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UPDATE: Jun ‘21

Time flies... nearly a year since I wrote this and not much has changed. Arguably more promos than content now and still no video 🤣

I’ve talked about Snapchat models making their own promo/takeover accounts to promote their goods and services, and it was on one such account where I re-discovered the model for this write-up. During this takeover, the model finished showing what she has to offer on her own premium account and then informed potential buyers that she is also part of a group premium, The Perfect Ten. She individually showed pictures of the models featured and to my surprise I saw the sexy 3Tokes amongst them.

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About ThreeTokes

I first knew about 3Tokes in my first foray into using Snapchat, even before I used it primarily for XXX content. I followed a few early models/brand ambassadors (just before the term ‘influencers’ was properly coined) who were the faces behind companies such as Arsenic TV and others. 3 was the face for another such company Bossta Nation- a weed positive company that dealt with merch, music and a 420 lifestyle, with the mantra “The Strive To succeed, Under The Influence Of Marijuana”. Later on a kind of separate division of the company called Bossta Beauty was more focused on the models affiliated with the main account. Models who were promoting XXX content or just doing takeovers to light up a bowl and smoke with the Bossta audience, were all welcome. Some models were more closely affiliated to the brand and would regularly do takeovers on Snap or later on Periscope- some I’ve even reviewed their premiums like Ashyy Rose or Bratty Bella.

A model who tragically passed away, Sophia Lucielle was also a pretty regular model who did takeovers and was also transitioning into predominately adult work too- I remember her showing behind the scenes footage of being on a Brazzers set. I actually think it was 3 Tokes who broke the news of her passing, on her Snap story.

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Ms Tokes was one of the ladies that wasn’t promoting anything sexual, but would occasionally post innocently sexy snaps, I remember one time on a Periscope broadcast she did a SFW pose showing of her booty, the screenshot of which I still may have on my old phone.

She’s always been hot, when Orange Is The New Black first came out, followers often commented on her resemblance to the character Alex Vause. She’s also always had an ass and even though it seems she may have a lost a little bit more weight from the last time I saw her, those boner inducing cheeks have remained.

Her snap stories were always a mixture of fun and informative snaps where she would discuss the world of Cannabis, in terms of all it’s positive applications and uses and also talked about the dispensary that she either operated or owned. She also put me onto the world of Veganism, in a non-preachy way, sharing how she used to be a lot bigger than she was and how the change in diet, aided her weight loss.

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So yeah nothing sexual was ever displayed, she sometimes had to remind everyone on her story that she doesn’t offer a premium, not that she was against it but it wasn’t something that she would be looking to do. I even remember her shouting out her friend, Amber Lee, who was selling XXX Snapchat so it wasn’t something that she had any moral objection too.

​Re-discovering Tokes

Fast-forward to early-May, and as I said in the opening paragraph, I re-discovered 3Tokes in a completely different light! I had to double and triple check that it was actually her and then went on a little discovery to see how long I’ve been out the loop on her new direction. Her public Snap account that I initially followed had changed (possibly deleted), I didn’t know this because I rarely use that account anymore- so I looked her up on Instagram and clicked on the link in her bio, which took me to her website (onlytokes.com). Her website has a store that sells her content including premium Snapchat, with different options: monthly, a group premium, a 1 year (initially lifetime) and also a package that allows the buyer to save the content- otherwise saving of any form (snap saving with DM messages, screenshotting and screen recording) is not allowed.

I learnt that this re-brand officially happened right at the start of the year, so I wasn’t out of the loop for too long. The monthly is $20 so I opted for that option, to see if 3’s premium will live up to my raised expectations from fantasies of years back.

I was added back pretty quickly, via her public account first, with a welcome message coupled with some short rules about screenshotting etc- and then a couple of minutes later I was added to her premium account where a solo story was already uploaded showing Ms Tokes in all her glory.

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3’s XXX Shows

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For those of you who’ve been cool enough to check out my reviews for a while, you’ll know of my love for public nudity and naughtiness. Amber first came to my attention with a video I found of her walking around completely starkers in the once incredibly liberal streets of San Francisco, with the confidence of someone completely clothed. She is a striking beauty, with her gorgeous red hair (another of my loves) and milky white skin. To me, she kinda bares a resemblance to the beautiful actor Jessica Chastain but even without that comparison I would still bring up the old romanticised Hollywood starlet look she has about her. I delved into more of her videos and saw a couple more of note.

One was with her just lying on a bed, wearing a short colourful dress and moving her hips and bum very sensually on a bed with the only light coming from an unseen window, off camera. Slowly she lifted up her skirt to reveal her beautiful round rump, at times arching her back while still gently grinding and moving, other times grabbing handfuls of her cheeks only to let it go- making it ripple and sway in the process. She then sat up on all fours, arching her back while still moving seductively- seemingly looking like she was positioning herself to be taken. Cue her partner who came in to frame as she further presented herself for him. There was great use of slow motion that captured the waves her cheeks made with every thrust, while the natural light coming through, illuminated the scene but also created a spotlight that shined brightly on Amber’s ass, more so than anywhere else. Truly great stuff.

The second was a scene with a different guy. No penetration occurred just mutual masturbation but once again it looked great aesthetically. Amber was laid out on a bench, while the guy stood over her and played with her while she reciprocated, continually stroking him while cupping and grabbing his balls. I loved the layers of colour- from the room’s white background followed by his ebony complexion and then in the foreground Amber, with her fair skin, created a gorgeous look on camera. That one particularly reminded me of the type of look that the hegre company kinda popularised.

I joined her site for a while to watch some of the other videos.

Fast forward a few months and I came across her public snap and found out she was putting on a sale so immediately snapped it up and was added back pretty much instantly. She sent a nice welcome message also informing me not to screenshot or save stories unless an upgrade is purchased- which was fair enough as it was a relatively cheap price for membership.

I lucked out and seemingly joined at a good time because the week was to culminate with her meeting up again with the guy from the video, who I now know as Major Lee Baller. They planned to shoot more content together and Amber would post some of the behind the scenes on her snap.

Amber’s stories have a mix of ‘live’ snaps mixed in with some re-uploads from Snapchat’s Memories feature. The first day of snaps were brilliant, in fact the whole week was great and had everything that I personally like in my snap shows and if like me you’ve watched her content, it doesn’t deviate too far from what she’s known for and is great at.

Some of the story highlights and things I dig about Amber’s premium:

- Amber herself

Like I mentioned earlier Amber is super gorgeous and being a redhead, especially a natural red-head, makes her that more special. Plus, she’s also blessed with a nice tush and overall gorgeous figure with flawless porcelain skin. I get the feeling that she’s super proud of her butt as she shows it off at any opportunity- dancing or when in the bath etc and I’m grateful that she does. She even had a ‘365 days of ass pics’ theme on her Instagram- meaning everyday a new ass selfie would be posted.

Ms Spanks is a MILF only in the non strictest of terms as she doesn’t have children but has this sexy mature thing going on- plus a whole Hollywood of yesteryear, pinup-swag in how she moves and talks. When she occasionally does mini stripteases or dances, its often accompanied by music of that era. The kind of music that has been re-popularised by Burlesque dancers in recent-ish years. Amber is great verbally too- not only in terms of the sexy talk that she employs especially well during BJ’s but also with the Q&A or quick biography type snaps that she does from time to time. She has been pretty open about her upbringing and the vast contrast to what she’s doing now, (I’ll touch on that a little bit later when discussing aesthetics) also she will sometimes talk on everyday life stuff and her interests relating to gardening, veganism, walks, working as a adult content creator, asking members to request things they’d like to see and tipping, etc. She also does this super cute/sexy thing where she will just stick out her tongue in such an inviting way- but at times it’s as if she doesn’t consciously do it which makes it hotter.

- Aesthetics

I mentioned how they make an effort to make their shows look great. I say “they” because Amber’s husband actively participates too, in front of and behind the camera- for her premium as well as for video content. She mentioned in her Q&A snaps that he is also a photographer which makes sense and Amber herself has mentioned that in the past, she has done some adult modelling too (Hustler Taboo Magazine, Leg Sex Magazine)- which is again evident in some of the poses she adopts in her snap. One of the photographers she worked with ended up being the lucky guy in question, who she’s now with. Also she’s been on a reality show for Playboy and did a bunch of other adult and vanilla related stuff before deciding to create her own content with her husband, circa 2007- all of that to say that they’re both pretty knowledgeable in how to make content and make it look good.

I think for the shows, an iPhone or at least a high end Android is used which I think works the best on Snapchat in terms of quality of video and definitely in picture snaps. They sometimes try to switch the angles up never letting the camera stay in the same place for too long. I like the angles she uses when giving her man BJ’s- especially the closeups of her face when she is at the point of getting him to climax and also when the camera is underneath, forcing us to look up her blowing with little droplets of saliva dropping down in the process, narrowly avoiding the camera. I also always enjoy his POV as he takes Amber from behind or films her crawling to reach his cock, with her tongue outstretched. They also employ good lighting for scenes both indoors or outdoors, but also decoratively in shows where coloured lighting is used and an example of that is in the next paragraph.

- Mistress of Switch

I think it was on the first day that I joined her premium, Amber had up a lengthy (11+ mins) throwback show to where she was in a bedroom which had lighting that changed intermittently. She took time in showing off her gorgeous body including the gorgeous pubes she currently no longer has. She initially started off in a dominating type fashion, instructing viewers to get their cock out to worship her while letting the camera linger on her ass. She then told members about said “perfect ass and deep cheeks”- the type of talk that let me know I was on the right premium. She then switched the mood, her partner now appeared in the frame with Amber now on her knees, blowing him. She is one of those performers who can genuinely and convincingly move from a Domme to a Submissive effortlessly. The rest of the story continued with her going down on him, finishing with him... finishing inside her. Creampies are a thing that they regularly do and have been accustomed to them doing, from watching their videos. (I personally would love to see more facials or loads sprayed on her cheeks)

She is often submissive with her partner, shown most in the long sessions of him spanking her over his knees till she’s red raw or even just during sex. The closest I’ve seen it reversed is when he went down on her with her being more dominant in the way she received it- grabbing and moving his head etc. Amber’s Domme side usually comes through her JOI (jerk-off instructions) type stories, aimed towards members. while with other models that she fools around with she can be a switch. In scenes with someone like Cassie Curses, a semi regular feature on her premium, she often is more naturally the dominant one. In fact in a recent fun filled live story with them together, Amber responded to a premium member who wanted to know who was the more dominant. After informing the rest of the members of the question, in the following snap she placed Cassie over her lap and proceeded to give her a few hard spanks, asking if that answered their question.

- Roleplay

Another thing I’ve been familiar with them doing is role-playing, a lot of their video content has them doing it in some capacity and that continues on snap. Most models tend to roleplay solo, in the form of JOI or ass/boob worship type fantasy roleplays, which is great and something Amber does too, but I rarely see roleplaying with a model and her partner and rarely is it moved outside the confines of one room. Amber and her guy create mini stories that can involve them starting off in the living room before making their way to the bedroom and sometimes, like in another story I saw that first week, they carry the story on for a little bit after the money shot, which was a nice touch.

- Having a partner

Pretty much from the start, I’ve talked about my personal preference of seeing models engage with someone else on premium. There are some models were my preference isn’t really an issue for them specifically, as their content is so great. Even so, I still do like to see it and in the case of Amber, she’s blessed to have a guy that not only performs but also works behind the camera too- and lucky for her members too. Often I’ve watched a show where she will be holding the camera or have it placed on a fixed point while she either undresses, moves around sexily or plays with herself- thinking that it will be a solo show, before he comes in to participate. Sometimes he will just be holding the camera for her as she does her thing which is a cool addition or benefit to have at your disposal for a solo show.

Overall

A few months in to me being on her premium, it got deleted. In the few weeks prior to the deletion she informed us that someone was reporting her snaps. Anyway, I wasn’t on Snapchat for around a month and came back to find that she was gone. I asked her about it on her public snap and after explaining what happened, to my surprise, she very quickly added me back without any fuss. That doesn’t tend to happen all the time as people who have purchased premiums can attest to and have attested to on this site, so that also added to the things I love about Amber.

Only thing that some people may have an issue with is her semi-regularly asking for tips but with the seriously low prices and continuous deals see has for entry to her premium, it’s not a unfair request. Plus the quality of shows on its own should be cause to give something and anything given is always received with thanks both publicly and personally.

She responds to messages and queries too, the depth and length of the reply will obviously depend on what you say.

Amber’s premium is one I’m seriously happy that I eventually joined.

-TPR

Jenny Jizz and Cumartist are a couple I found a few years back on Xhamster. Cumartist's name is very fitting as he produces loads that rival any of the top load blowers like Preston, Danny D, Peter North, Mr Busalot etc. Initially on Xhamster his videos were cumtributes, where he would almost always spray up the entire canvas with his load- my point being, he's a prolific cummer and the name is very warranted. I first saw the sexy Jenny on their Xhamster account when Cumartist uploaded videos of Jen getting off to the cumtributes from their growing fan base and Cumartist also posted vids of him showering her directly too. They later allowed fans and followers to upgrade from just tributing to having the chance to meet and do it in person- providing you could produce large amounts of the good stuff. (At the time I remember them being very adamant about not caring about the size of the appendage but about how much you came.) They at first had a couple of these meets filmed in fantasy scenarios, I remember a great one with a pizza guy, where ultimately Jenny sucked and jerked him off unto a freshly delivered pizza pie which she then ate.

As fans grew they then started their own website under the Pornicate network but still put up clips on Xhamster and on a Twitter account that they set up and there was a time when they were also using Periscope. It was on one such periscope broadcast that I and a few others brought up and encouraged the use of Snapchat to them and soon enough Cumartist created an account.

These guys are true exhibitionists and his Snapchat was added proof of that because he would show full length snap stories of their sexual escapades seemingly without the thought of even creating a premium Snapchat account- similar to the way they initially shared their content on Xhamster. I mean it was either that or it was just a smart way of promoting in a world full of free porn, but i think it was the former reason and in any case I joined their site (bonus was having access to Naughty Alysha's site too).

When they later made a premium snap account I didn't join straight away as their free account had such great content and I already had a membership to their site. The public account showed things like visits to adult cinemas and gloryholes, cum walks, group and solo BJ's, stories involving just them and ones involving other independent adult stars - all at at great story length.

One of the most memorable of these was a show that took place at some kind of indoor event, with the story opening with Jenny and Cumartist on a stage surrounded by other people and music pumping facing an excited crowd. I think it was one of Mike Busey's sex events because it had that Busey style of debauchery fuelled energy, plus he was also in attendance speaking on the mic on stage amongst all the filth. Jenny was covered in glitter, shaking her ass in guys faces, sucking on the boobs of the onstage dancers, sucking guys off and happily receiving massive loads all in front of a raucous crowd.

When I got their premium they continued with the same type of stories on there too and I was lucky enough to sign up in time to see their wedding anniversary celebrations and obviously it wasn't gonna be a traditional anniversary night. They were at another event again, not on a stage but in a orgy themed mansion and 'Artist was documenting all of Jenny's activities with his always naturally funny commentary in the background. In fact I only knew it was their anniversary because while Jenny was receiving the first load of the evening, Cumartist thanked him and casually informed him it was their anniversary. Later on, while Jenny was milking out the last drops from a guy she similarly told him "you've made my anniversary!". In snaps just prior to that, Cumartist took some great footage of this guy having his way with her on a 2nd story interior landing with a balcony, where throughout their interaction she was tightly gripping the balcony ledge as he was working her from behind… all the while overlooking the other guests on the ground floor who couldn't help but notice Jenny moaning above them.

There's very few dull moments on their premium, i'll list some of the things here:

One-on-ones with Jenny and a fan

Jenny will regularly have the fans that she interacts with online, meet her at a hotel to have a session that could include just a BJ or occasionally full on sex. Sometimes Cumartist gets involved and nothing makes Jenny happier than having two of them in her mouth at the same time and she also really gets off on rubbing the two guys together. If they both happen to finish on Jenny's face, Cumartist always contributes significantly more, as a self titled cum artist should..

The other type of one on ones that Jenny does is live calls with her snap members, there's no extra charge so it obviously has to be at a time convenient to her and she also great at responding and writing back if you message her.

Public shows/nudity

Jenny is a natural exhibitionist but can get even more bold after a few drinks and especially when she's with Alysha. Her and her partner 'Artist, often stay at hotels to host their group BJ's (blowbangs) and after a session of being completely doused she will often walk through the corridor and down to the lobby with nut dripping from her face, only taking it off when she's back home. She's also left gloryholes in the same way, followed by going into a convenience shop to buy stuff with her messy face. Other times it will just be topless hotel walking, she once got reprimanded by a lady working the desk but still decided to flash the Valets when picking up the car, to their delight and disbelief.

On a trip to New York, a couple months back, she was outside a venue where she was taking nude pics with people and putting her recently enlarged boobs in random guys' faces- or bringing them out in restaurants at their tables which had clear views to the open streets. She also attempted to jack off a random guy in the street but I think cops were nearby so they quickly abandoned that.

Jenny is also a frequent public urinator...

Special guests

The state of Florida seems to be one or the few places in the US where the sexually liberated can go and mingle with other like minded people and along the way Jen and Cumartist have encountered a few others who also like to document and/or sell their porn. Naughty Alysha and her then partner Adam being the 1st and later Mike Busey, who's become notorious for being the more filthy version of Hugh Hefner even in having his Playboy Mansion equivalent called the Sausage Castle. Also more recently Pavlor's Whore, a very cute lady who I first discovered on Manyvids who has a similar appetite for frequenting gloryholes and leaving them drenched. At an adult theatre her and Jenny sucked off the guests and then went down on Cumartist together. Later PW got spanked by Jenny and for the first time ever, I witnessed Jenny use a strap-on, on her- a pretty big one that had her moaning throughout.

Special events

They have group BJ events (sometimes including full on sex) called Blowbangs. Jenny and Alysha have done many of these together their most famous two being Superblow 50 (a play on the Superbowl) and one that Mike Busey organised for army veterans. Also Mike has other events or parties at his Sausage Castle mansion that they both go to, like the one I previously talked about. They've also had recent trips abroad, to Ireland and New York- lots of public nudity and hotel naughtiness was included.

Jenny and Cumartist's personality

I've already talked about Jen's love of cum, and the fact she's the only performer that I've encountered that likes it when her eyes are bloodshot from the abundance of man juice that has coated her eyeballs. Cumartist has a similar but different love for it in that he enjoys watching his spouse get loads sprayed on her by random guys, be it from the tributes of Jenny he received in the days of Xhamster, to the loads he sees sprayed on her in person... and also his own gargantuan loads that he delivers. You'll often catch 'Artist enthusiastically saying, "Nice!" after someone delivers a big facial. Jenny also gets a lot of satisfaction in doing all the stuff that eventually leads to the guy giving her the thing she craves the most. I love watching her stroking and sucking just as much as she enjoys doing it. She always carries her bottle of lube with her and applies it before using both hands to get the lucky recipient hard. I love the way she comments during intervals of sucking, oftentimes conversing with 'Artist who lovingly calls her a whore and jokes around about divorcing her.

To me Jenny's sexiness goes off the scale when she brings out her stern side, only ever really shown when she gets pissed at guys for taking to long to cum or if she's role playing like I saw her in her interaction with Pavlor's Whore and sometimes with her hubby too (on the rare occasion that Jenny is behind the camera filming her guy with another, she will often instruct him to cum on her face or fuck her harder etc)- but most of the time she's the cute bubbly Jenny who just wants jizm.

As for Cumartist, he cracks me up, he says some of the funniest shit in the funniest way, always followed up by his big hearty laugh. I usually hate it when a female performer's partner or cameraman starts talking during scenes, because its usually corny and often messes up my enjoyment of a scene but 'Artist's comments are always well placed and funny, not a distraction. He not only shoots well 💦💦, in the ways I've previously pointed out but he also shoots great content too. His stories are all live snaps, most of considerable length and he seems to always capture every load that Jenny receives. He simultaneously records for both Snapchat accounts as well as full videos for his site.

He genuinely gets of seeing his lady with other guys (and vice versa) without being the stereotypical cuckold husband. For those into voyeuristic type stuff, he often will shoot 'creep shots', where while in public he will film closeups of the asses of random sexy women (obviously shielding their faces unless its someone they're with.) Jenny sometimes ogles too, pointing out sexy women to him or takes the camera to film her own creep shots.

I love how far they've cum from their Xhamster days to being the one of the best couples doing independent porn and easily having one of the best premiums.

I rarely watch many takeovers these days, just because a lot of the people featured follow the same formulaic, no personality having, ‘gimme your money quick’ style that gets kinda boring. But this day I happened to catch a takeover where I was first introduced to Aquarius, with a takeover that instantly stood out and made me want to watch the rest of her time on there. I liked her open and happy demeanour and when we were later introduced to her partner it further cemented the decision for me to get her premium.

The most memorable point in the takeover came when they were getting frisky (with strategically placed emojis) and in the process broke the chair they were humping on, with Aquarius getting creampied too. One of the things that I was impressed with is the fact they’re a couple that seem to be genuinely fans of this format or way of sharing their porn to the masses, because she later spoke on the fact they watch other snap couples before shooting theirs and similarly during the takeover, she turned the camera to her guy in the background who was watching their current takeover on his own phone.

When asking about her account she sent a clear list of the different levels of premium snap services she offers, with the basic one allowing you to view the story, but with very limited to no chat (questions excluded) and no screen shots/video message saving. The higher you go, the more perks and time/attention you’ll get from her.

After being quickly added to her premium account she sent a personal written welcome message attached with a list of the premium rules.

There was a already a bunch of fapping material on her account by the time I was added. They put on a steamy sex show culminating in a creampie, a thing that I’ve discovered is their thing and their money shot of choice (though occasionally they’ll treat the lovers of the traditional money shot with snaps of his load on her stomach, on her back etc). There was lots of close ups of the action prior to that and after... as she captured it dripping out of her at the end.

Not long after that, she recorded something else for the story, a sensual striptease showing off her amazing sculpted body- not overly so like that of a bodybuilder but a more natural and softer one, attributed to her doing yoga and probably due to her past profession. Her sexy body, sexy moves and confidence has almost definitely in some way been developed from her time as a dancer/stripper, her confidence and personality too. It was one of the first things that I first liked in her takeover and she pretty much carries this on into her public account and to some extent, her premium. She’s great at talking to her viewers via the story, communicating what she has planned, or recording the funny dialog that they both engage in during the day or during sex especially. They have a great rapport and great chemistry, both sexually and on a friendship level. I’m not sure how long they’ve been together, but they act like a new couple who can’t keep their hands off each other.

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Lovers of big boobs will be bowled over by her pair of enhanced twins, which she almost always has out and if she’s not feeling them up her fella will be. As well as the creampies, another recurring thing is her dancing/stripping which is very seductive. She knows exactly how to move her sexy body and will wear hot outfits that she takes off expertly. Aquarius bending over and peeling off her panties to show off her peachy tush is a beautiful thing to see.

One of her premium rules is to not ask when she’s posting next, “...it’s fun, unscripted and spontaneous”. And that’s true, especially when they play together you can tell it’s more of an impromptu show that you’re getting to witness and be a part of. One of their recent shows was a great example of this. It was a strictly BJ show, with a seemingly more stronger focus on her stimulating the tip. Her mouth very rarely strayed deeper than the head, while she would intermittently pump his shaft with her hand. She gradually sped up making those hot sucking sounds causing him to moan as his load began to cascade out her mouth as she continued sucking. She intensified his orgasm by licking the underside of his head making him shoot out one long last rope of nut. Not sure where it landed but she let out her sexy chuckle that can only come from those type of natural moments.

I mentioned before about them being fans of this particular way of putting out adult content and I feel this is another thing showcased in their premium. The majority of her shows are not prerecorded, it’s shot in the original way that snaps used to be- shooting a story snap by snap - this also lends itself to her statement of keeping it spontaneous, as it would probably be less believable if every show the camera was strategically placed at a particular angle on a tripod, table or something. (As I’ve mentioned before, I don’t dislike pre-recorded content- especially if it’s well put together mini movies like 5ucia does, if it requires continuity or if you’re shooting away from home with limited Wi-fi etc). When they shoot together, they have a kind of guerrilla style of filmmaking, in that it’s not polished just more raw and intimate... and almost always shot in hand held.

This could also be because they don’t show their faces and having to conceal their faces with emojis would be time consuming and isn’t always fall-proof. Though occasionally, Aquarius will wear a mask allowing us to see her pretty eyes but also allow for more varying and wider shots during the shows. Other than that, her face not being revealed doesn’t take anything away from her premium as she has enough personality to make you forget. Plus, she posts a great amount of content, daily- a mixture of replays and brand new content.

They also have something they’ve coined called Pasture Porn, which I think they described on that initial takeover as them doing it in the outdoors. (They have a property, with a huge backyard); But as of yet I haven’t had a chance to see that on their snap but look forward to seeing it when they do.

-TPR

I first saw Jenna on a takeover, (now from looking at my phone gallery I can say it was in May '16) via the great Booty Optics. I only caught the end but she piqued my interest enough for me to follow her on Tumblr but shortly after Tumblr deleted my page, so I stopped using that site for a while.

Some time later I was reminded about Jenna, when Sucia mentioned on her story, a desire to have a couple of girls' premium accounts and Jenna was one of them. I followed her public snapchat and soon after signed up for her private account.

I remember why I initially took an interest in Jenna- her ass... it's a thing of beauty. On the first day, after joining, she put on a very sexy show where, at least in my mind and recollection, her ass was the star of the show. She was in a bath/tub resembling something similar to Tony Montana's one in Scarface, with her ass slightly elevated above the water. I think her partner was in the bath with her shooting and getting great camera angles of her from behind, as well as showcasing the backdrop-of the gorgeous black marble-looking tiling, surrounding the bath. Her wet, sexy butt was glowing from the bathroom lighting, showing off how sexy and perfectly shaped her ass is. She spread her cheeks, grabbed and spanked it and her guy also briefly slipped a finger in her butt, all super hot to watch. While still wet from the bath, she finished off the story by riding a dildo, with a great handheld shot from an angle behind, providing a great view of the dildo going back and forth.

The following day was again great, this time with her fella properly involved. Jenna put on a hot BJ and handjob story, jerking him off to a big finish, with her cutely grinning as he was nutting. Then it cut to a few snaps of Jenna riding him, again she somehow shot an incredible hand-held angle of the action from behind/side, which looked just as great as the one where she was riding the dildo, from the previous day.

Jenna is beautiful and has got a great figure. In certain shots and without the snap filters she kinda reminds me of Kaya Scodelario. She also seems to have a creative/playful mind, she's a cosplay aficionado and dresses up in a lot of different costumes. I think almost every day that I've been on her snap, she has a different outfit,- from Lola Bunny to Hermione and even in the takeover that I 1st saw her in, she was some kind of Anime character. I think even her performer name comes from an Anime character. I've always been familiar with cosplay but it's never really done anything for me but I admit, I liked it when she dressed up as Cammy from Street Fighter, (above pic)

Her snaps won't always be XXX, she shares some of her day to day life with us, be it snaps of a picturesque location that she's at or just saying something that's on her mind- and because she's a stoner you'll catch many snaps of her inhaling and blowing out smoke in the sexy way that ladies innately do.

She's great with communication too, taking the time to respond to compliments and queries. She kinda reminds me of Jasmine, who I've previously reviewed- if you like her snap, you'll like Jenna's too. And if you're a fellow butt connoisseur, this is definitely the one too.

(Sep '16)

UPDATE (Apr '17)

It's getting close to a year since I became a member of Jenna's premium account and she is still one of my favs. Super stunning cosplay specialist, with more costumes and wigs than Roger from American Dad, everyone of them looking cuter and hotter than the last. if an Anime could be personified she would be it. Cute as hell but incredibly sexy with a hot but hidden Domme side that only comes out when she's annoyed. All of my favourite premium models either provide/showcase the kind of things I like to see, to a high level, or have put me on to new things that I wasn't previously interested in or possibly dismissed- and Jenna is one of the only ones who have done both.

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Rose is a cam model, cam boss, ‘amateur’ porn maker, future internet viral star and snap veteran who I discovered a while back, around the time I started properly getting into Snapchat and all the adult watching possibilities that it promised.

She was making her rounds on the takeover circuit and I think it was on my second time of seeing her with her partner Syn, that I decided to add her public account and then subsequently got her premium content. That takeover story showcased some of the things that I like about Rose, including a very hot sex story (around this time no one was really showing anything explicit on takeovers, and if I remember correctly, some of the snaps from the story had to get deleted) but also her personality and the great chemistry she has with her partner.

Rose is stunning, sassy, smart, funny and sexy. She can switch from being a cute angel to a fiery red head that calls out trolls online and idiots in real life.

In terms of the xxx side of her account, something sexy is posted almost daily, and it varies on duration and content depending what she is doing and how busy she is. Like I mentioned in the beginning, she is a cam model (private Skype sessions), owner of her her own cam model stable and also a content provider of self edited HQ videos and pics.

On her premium she shoots hot solo shows- using vibrators, dildos and a now recently acquired fuck machine. (Only other time I’ve seen a model use this was Juicy Lucy). She has a gorgeous sexy rump. My favourite thing is when she bends over and displays said butt to the camera, even when she’s just teasing and seductively moving with the panties on..

She’ll also sometimes take us into the shower with her, showing off all of her sexy body and general gorgeousness. When I first became a member of Rose’s premium account, Syn was featured more regularly in the stories, both in the everyday stuff but also the sexual; He still pops on from time to time though. When it comes to their play, Rose takes on a more submissive role. The sex is always frenetic, sexy and intense, both being quite vocal- without being over the top. She gives world class blowjobs, lots of eye contact with varied movements- and incredible deep throating that is both gag-less and tear-less.

Which leads me to another thing I mentioned- future Internet viral star. About a couple of months back, she posted a SFW video on YouTube involving her deep throating an inflated balloon, easily taking down a whole 24 inches of it. (Btw she recently broke her own record). For some reason the video got deleted but not before people downloaded the video and made their own memes out of it.

She’s also one of the 1st I’ve seen to work with Pornhub and provide hot content for free, as well as still providing all the content and services she sells.

(Aug ‘16)

UPDATE: Dec ‘17

About 3 or 4 months after I wrote the review above, a few changes happened. Rose made a big announcement about a surgery she would be undertaking to remove some of the excess skin she had accumulated from major weight loss over the years. Unfortunately around the same time her snap account got deleted and because she was using the method of having both the premium and public on one account, both disappeared. Also not too long after her surgery she split up with partner, Syn.

UPDATE: Apr ‘20

Around late last year, I was scrolling through Twitter- I can’t remember if I was specifically trying to find info on Rose because her Twitter feed didn’t have any recent updates or something- but I came across someone linking her to a news article. The article alleged that Rose had an altercation with her new partner, which resulted in Rose taking his life. She had been charged with second degree murder.

I was initially shocked when I read this, especially if the alleged details are true- but unlike what is popular in the current climate, I want to hear the evidence that should emerge, whenever this goes to trial. As I write this, some of her accounts have been deleted- her Twitter & Instagram account no longer exist, as well as her OnlyFans and Manyvids accounts. Even the videos on her Youtube channel have been deleted. Only her website still stands... as well as her videos on Pornhub/Modelhub. I can assume that this may have possibly been influenced by the prosecution, as they lost a pre-trial case in which they were trying to persuade the judge to have Rose pay for her own attorney, because they argued she would still be potentially earning money from her content- which was still online at the time. The judge disagreed and awarded her a public defender.

RIP to Matt Trussler.

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UPDATE: Feb ‘23

Rose, real name Melissa Turner, has been found guilty and was sentenced to 20.5 years in prison. More details can be found on CBS News, here. ​

While she was on bail, I found out that she returned to making content, under the new name of Olivia Vixx.

-TPR